Monday, 3 January 2011

30 Resolutions

Dear Octopus,


A happy new year to you. I have made a list of resolutions, which are as follows:
  1. Finish editing my book (and at at least attempt to con someone into reading its fundamentally unreadable drivel, perhaps with a view to getting it published)
  2. Organise my music collection to more accurately reflect what I actually like
  3. Be better at my job
  4. Do more cleaning
  5. Do more vacuuming
  6. Do more dusting
  7. Do more throwing away of things I don't need
  8. Start opening my post
  9. Eat more healthily
  10. Give up drinking
  11. Smoke no more than five cigarettes a day
  12. Have greater control of my finances
  13. Understand the basic concepts of how I might have greater control of my finances
  14. Spend less time watching television
  15. Go to at least one art gallery, museum and cultural attraction (Jesus...I think the last one I went to was with you)
  16. Get better at staying in touch with my friends, most notably; Caitlin and Jeddy, John and Jo, Stuart and Annabel, Nicole and Andy, Pete and Rachael, Jim and Sarah, Tizz and Jo,  Colin and Phil, Dan and Kristin, Sam and Sam
  17. Get some single friends
  18. Spend more time with my brothers
  19. Spend less time worrying about things that have no future (ie: Catfish)
  20. Stop sending prank emails from other people's computers
  21. Understand that I am not the centre of the universe and my opinions, moods, whims and frustrations are almost always absolutely irrelevant to everyone, including me
  22. Stop buying domestic products that I already own, just in case I've lost them (ie: soy sauce....I now have four bottles)
  23. Listen more
  24. Resume running round Wimbledon Park
  25. Work harder at keeping in touch with friends I rarely get to see
  26. Make my parents understand how appreciative I am of their counsel
  27. Try and have at least one semi-meaningful relationship with a (nice) woman
  28. Read Ulysses
  29. Re-cultivate and tend the herb / vegetable patch until it yields at least one product that can actually be used in cooking
  30. Be nicer to people
All in all, not a bad list I'd say. The important ones are 1, 3, 21 and 30. I'll keep you informed of my progress. Also, today on the train back to London the woman next to me applied her make-up for one hour and nineteen minutes. I kept track. 

The world in 2011 already baffles me.

Your loving friend,

Action Squid


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